1. Adam was Claire's father.
2. Peter was adopted.
3. The whole 'Nathan is your father' thing was a big ruse...
4. Peter was switched at birth.
5. Meredith lied about Claire's paternity, cause she wanted money.
6. Claire was switched at birth...
7. Nathan was adopted therefore Peter and Nathan aren't related, so neither are Claire and Peter.
8. Elle and Claire were switched at birth.
9. West and Claire were switched at birth since west and nathan share the same power.
10. Noah is really Claire's dad.
11. Angela had an affair. So Peter and Nathan did not have the same father.
12. Claire was born from an experiment... Her 'mother' was paid to claim they were related by the Company. (They are going to keep getting wackier.)
13. Nathan was adopted or switched at birth
14. Nathan is Linderman's son & Peter is the son of Mr. Petrelli & a surrogate or mistress.
15. The reverse order of the above.
16. The related Peter & Claire switch places with the not related AU versions!
17. Claire is Adam's cross-sexed clone!
18. The parts where Claire is Peter's niece, & where they really like West & Caitlin, are just a dream Mr. Muggles had!
19. Kring is just trying to fool us.
20. Every Episode after 'Distractions' was a dream.
21. Angela is just trying to ruin her son's lives by telling them Claire is Nathan's daughter.
22. Sylar is Claire's father.
23. Meredith was brain washed into thinking Claire was her and Nathan's daughter.
24. Claire isn't the girl Nathan and Meredeth had together, & the other girl is still out there somewhere.
25. Peter can now reconfigure his DNA.
26. A UFO created everyone with a power, tests reveal that none of them are related!
27. Mulder, Sculley, Torchwood & Doctor will show that it was a Cardassian/Romulan trick against the Daleks & Klingons. (It doesn't have to make sense.)
28. Sith Lord Darth Angela used the DARKSIDE of the force to deceive everyone, so that Peter & Claire won't produce the next generation of Jedi!
29. Lord Voldemort cursed everyone into thinking Paire is related!
30. The new Heroes "bible" will have appear the miraculous words, "THOU SHALT NOT RELATE PETER & CLAIRE"!!
31. West is having delusions that Claire is Peter's niece, because in real life she won't give him the time of day! 32.Parallel universes are converging causing a disruption in reality! Once separated, the true reality in which Claire is not related to Peter will emerge!
33. Caitlin caught a demented leprechaun & wished for a boyfriend like Peter, so the leprechaun made the world think Claire is Peter's niece so it could happen! (Grab his pot of gold, he'll undo it!)
34.Tinkerbell will want West to return to Never-never-land so bad that she will go to the witches of the east, west, north & south to super charge her pixie-dust, so she can retroactively change Claire's paternity!
35. Reveal that the ANGST BEAST has been clouding every one's mind, in order to provoke the fan fiction & videos that feed it so well!!!
36. Hiro goes back in time & accidentally changes history, Peter & Claire some how still exist even though they aren't related in the new time-line.
1. Lock them in the same room together.
2. Claire needs a prom date, so Peter takes her.
3. Claire goes to live in NYC with the Petrellis, so she and Peter get to know each other.
4. Get them both drunk.
5. One walking in on the other getting dressed or having a shower.
6. Nathan needed a cover story for having Claire with them and told everybody she's Peter's girlfriend.
7. They're the last people on earth, it's them hooking up or the end of humanity!
8. They both say dare playing truth or dare and end up kissing.
9. They both have amnesia and end up falling in love.
10. They go undercover and pretend to be a married couple.
11. It's Xmas time, they're both standing under the mistletoe, they have to go with tradition!
12. Peter and Claire are sleepwalking.
13. The Haitian erases their memories, & they get together then.
14. They develop alternate personalities (like Nikki) & they get together!
15. Telepathic control make them lose control!
16. It's the only way to keep Peter from blowing up again!
17. The accidentally kiss on New years Eve not being able to see its really eachother they are kissing.
18. Road trip, motel room, one bed.... do I need to say more?
19. Peter absorbs "super pheromones" power!
20. Wild wild night in Vegas, Peter wakes up chain to a bed and married to his niece
21. Someone gives them a drug that makes them loose every inhibition, they have no conscience and can't stop
22. They suddenly start to feel really hot. So they take off their clothes.. and one thing leads to another
23. Claire has a sudden urge to grap Peter's butt or.. Claire accidently trips and grabs Peter's butt before falling down onto of Peter
24. Claire falls on top of Peter..
25. Claire in her cheerleading outfit.. accidently drops something on her floor and gives Peter a preview..
26. Peter and Claire both get held as hostages both tied up back to back
27. Peter confesses his feelings to Claire.
28. Peter saves Claire again.. but Claire without thinking instead of hugging Peter kisses him..
29. Reinactment of Atonement library scene (ie.. Peter comes over. Claire confesses her feelings to Peter and make out in the library)
30. Peter has been eyeing Claire who is partying at a club. He saves her from a bouncer. They are drunk.. Peter confesses his feelings in the kitchen..
31. Spiderman upside down kiss.
32. Peter runs after Claire in the rain and they make out.
33. Peter writes Claire a dirty letter.. Claire reads it..
34. They are wet & cold, so they take their clothes off & cling to each other to stay warm!
35. Peter arrives at Claire's doorstep. She finds out he is alive.. She runs and jumps into his arms and kisses him (ie. The Notebook scene)
36. They have a tickling fight which leads to....
37. Peter can deny their love anymore and asks Claire to runaway with him, to... Paris!
38. In captivity, they're forced to procreate, in search for a extremely powerful child.
39. Peter kisses Claire in front of Stalker Boy to save her from him trying to get her back.
40. Peter picks up the power of xray vison and accidently x rays his niece
41. In a freaky situation, Peter and Claire travel in time, nobody knows them there and they can't deny their connection
anymore.
42. Claire has a night job, Peter follows her and discovers she's a stripper, after watching her performance he finds her in a dressing room and their heated argument turns into a full make out session.
43. Claire is very depressed. So Peter gives her his own personal shock therapy.
44. Claire gives Peter her on personal cheer in bed.
45. Claire uses Peter as her own personal punching bag.
46. Claire and Peter are web caming each other. Claire accidently forgets to turn off her web cam and gives Peter a show..
47. Claire and Peter's drinks accidently gets spiked with the truth serum. Their true feelings come out.
48. Peter makes a candlelight dinner for Claire on a roof.
49. Peter and Claire watching the sun set on top of the car.
50. Peter and Claire grieve over Nathan in bed.
51. Claire walks in on Peter taking a shower and accidently drops her towel.
52. Claire dresses up as a stripper for Halloween party and makes Peter dress up as her pimp.
53. Peter buys Claire some lingerie for her birthday present
54. Peter throws rocks on Claire's window. Claire comes down and Peter confesses his feelings.
55. Peter takes Claire flying with their bodies pressed a bit too close together..
56. Claire falls into an enchanted sleep and can only be awakened by true love's (aka Peter's) kiss.
57. Peter, Claire, & their respective "others" go for a weekend retreat (skiing maybe), they are all "lovey dovey" (putting on a show for each other?) & Peter's girlfriend tells him to sneak into her room that night (more romantic that way, than just staying together), Claire dose the same with her boyfriend. There is a mix-up & the guys go to the wrong rooms, it's dark, so by the time they figure out the 'mistake'...TO LATE!!!!
58. They end up in Germany &/or France where every one encourages it!
59.They are practicing yoga together...they get into some interesting positions...one thing leads to another...you know!!
60.They get kidnapped & force fed power dampening drugs. They are then locked in sensory-deprivation tanks, & the only stimulation they get are selected passages from "Flowers in the Attic"! By the time the drugs become ineffective & they escape...they are "PRIMED & READY"!!!!
61.They go to a show where the Hypnotist mesmerizes them & tells them to "Kiss their true love", they pass right by West & Caitlin & kiss each other!
62.They're POSSESSED!